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Sparkies Nightmare Uniform

Electric, chaotic, and slightly concerning. Just like your favorite coworker who should probably not touch wires. (High Viz Orange and Beige)

$34.99
$34.99
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Color: Beige
Size: S

Shirt Care - Don't be lazy

It's 100% cotton most of the time.
SHIRT CARE – DON’T BE A JACKASS
  • Wash cold, and inside out.
  • No bleach, it's not a crimescene.
  • Fabric softener? What is this, a spa day?
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Don’t iron, this ain’t a dress shirt.
  • Dry cleaning? Get the hell outta here.

Act like you’ve done laundry before.
You wear badass don’t wash it like a rookie.

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