"Just Write it Off as an Expense"
Whole Bean and Ground

What the Crew’s Yappin’ About
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-Joe O'No -
"Woke up late, spilled it on my jeans, burned my mouth. Still drank it. Still showed up. That’s called discipline."
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- José -
"Bought it for the crew. Kept it for myself. They can drink hose water."
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- Joe Mamma -
"Your mom likes this coffee. So I do too.
Pairs great with pancakes and unresolved childhood issues." -
- Joe No-Show -
"Didn’t show up to work, but I showed up for this coffee. Best thing I’ve committed to all year."

Stickers that go anywhere...
Agressive decorations


Construction Coffee Co. Blueprints
You wouldn’t eyeball a cut — don’t wing your brew.
The Blueprints page breaks it all down:
Tools, steps, and which blend to run with.
Lids for Loudmouths



Who the Hell is Joe? 🪵
He’s the guy holding the coffee, fixing your mess, and somehow still smiling through it.
