5 Minute Mud T-Shirt

5 Minute Mud T-Shirt

For the ones who know "just a quick patch" is how every bad decision starts.

Fast mix, faster panic, and a bucket full of lies drying before you even get the knife cleaned off. This shirt is built for the drywall warriors, corner-cutters, and jobsite magicians trying to make ugly disappear before the boss walks in.

Wear it proud, mud slinger.

Product Details

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 100% Cotton

Fabric Weight: 7.4 oz/yd² / 250 g/m²

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions

Machine wash at 30°C on gentle cycle.

Do not bleach.

Tumble dry low.

Iron at low temperature and avoid ironing directly on the print.

Do not dry clean.


S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length 27.56 28.35 29.13 29.92 30.71 31.10
Shoulder 20.87 21.65 22.44 23.23 24.02 24.80
Chest 22.05 22.83 23.62 24.41 25.20 26.38
Sleeve length 8.19 8.46 8.74 9.02 9.29 9.29


Regular price $31.99
Regular price $39.99 Sale price $31.99
-$8.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color: Light Pink
Size: S

Shirt Care - Don't be lazy

It's 100% cotton most of the time.
SHIRT CARE – DON’T BE A JACKASS
  • Wash cold, and inside out.
  • No bleach, it's not a crimescene.
  • Fabric softener? What is this, a spa day?
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Don’t iron, this ain’t a dress shirt.
  • Dry cleaning? Get the hell outta here.

Act like you’ve done laundry before.
You wear badass don’t wash it like a rookie.

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